Directions: Walk into the doors under the gigantic OIT sign. Make a right and the bathroom will be on your left.
REPORT CARD
Cleanliness: C
Everything seemed in order when I walked in, but a quick scan of the stalls revealed that people are too worried about their broken computers to clean up after themselves. Plus the automatic facilities have a massive splash zone. More on that later.
Odor: A
Nothing out of the ordinary or unpleasant.
Solitude: C
Right next to OIT, around a bunch of science classrooms, and not a great place to pick your boogers in front of a mirror in private.
Lighting: A+
Everywhere was nice and bright using an eco-friendly amount of lighting equipment!
Facilities
Stalls: 2, motion flush
Urinals: 1, motion flush
Sinks: 2, automatic faucet
Notes: The urinal is absurdly tiny. The obnoxious stall toilets were made so hyper-sensitive to motion by those damn computer scientists that they will flush unprovoked multiple times and with violent rapidity while you just sit there. Seriously. For a second I thought I was using a bidet.
You don’t want to shit here.
–Jake