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Excellent read, clearly written by an individual who knows their bathrooms. Great resource for the bathroom aficionado on campus to sample various facilities with.
Honestly this is BS. Any self-acclaimed toilet aficionado would know of the lavish facilities in Hornbake. I dropped many a deuce back in my day.
This restaurant was dirty and in complete disarray.
The cashier (Daniela) was very rude and must have felt
she was to good to be serving customers as she leaned on the counter slumped over, muffled under her breath and wouldn’t speak up
so you could hear her. She got my order wrong and has customers upset and angry
they had yet to get their food. It would take her 10 minutes just to take one
order. People were literally leaving because the line was taking so long to
just get their order in. The kitchen staff was trying to hold it together but seemed to be missing leadership\/management for support.
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