Directions: Go in the ground-floor entrance at the mall side of the building and go up the main stairs one flight. Apparently when they built this building during the Revolutionary War they didn’t understand that the “first” floor meant the “first one you get to when you walk in the damned door.” But go up the steps and turn left. Follow the hallway around one corner and it will be on your right.
It’s not gross, it’s just old. Which, if you’ve ever been to a nursing home, are two adjectives that are easily confused.
Could have just been the suspicious-looking kid that was shuffling out, but a field of spring flowers this joint is not.
It feels like the weird brown tile is sucking up all the light in here. You won’t get any reading done here.
Stalls: 3, motion flush
Urinals: 2, motion flush
Sinks: 2, automatic faucets (useless.)
Note: It’s old. There’s nothing you can really do about that other than the old “build a new bathroom” approach, so you’ll have to deal with that. What you might not be able to deal with are the SINKS. They’re horrible. A “drizzle” is being generous here. Completely unfunctioning. It’s also got those old-style urinals that are pretty much inviting all the weird unbalanced freshmen to check out your coin purse.
Directions: Facing the side of Tawes with the fountain on it, take a right through the brick gate-type structure. There is a white door on your left which leads to a staircase. Take those stairs up to the 3rd floor and through the door. The bathroom will be on your left.
Spotless. As if I was the only person in there all day.
Sure you can believe it’s good, but A+ good? There was a Glade® PlugIns®.
The 3rd floor of Tawes is more or less a maze of offices. Navigate your way to this bathroom and you won’t see anyone.
A few heavenly squares on the ceiling and plenty of bright and shiny new tile to surround you with just the right amount of light at all times.
Stalls: 3, manual flush
Urinals: 2, manual flush
Sinks: 2 manual flush
Notes: Hard to beat this one. If you think you can make it up the stairs without losing control, it’s totally worth the trip. A model restroom.
Directions: Walk into the doors under the gigantic OIT sign. Make a right and the bathroom will be on your left.
Everything seemed in order when I walked in, but a quick scan of the stalls revealed that people are too worried about their broken computers to clean up after themselves. Plus the automatic facilities have a massive splash zone. More on that later.
Nothing out of the ordinary or unpleasant.
Right next to OIT, around a bunch of science classrooms, and not a great place to pick your boogers in front of a mirror in private.
Everywhere was nice and bright using an eco-friendly amount of lighting equipment!
Stalls: 2, motion flush
Urinals: 1, motion flush
Sinks: 2, automatic faucet
Notes: The urinal is absurdly tiny. The obnoxious stall toilets were made so hyper-sensitive to motion by those damn computer scientists that they will flush unprovoked multiple times and with violent rapidity while you just sit there. Seriously. For a second I thought I was using a bidet.
You don’t want to shit here.
Directions: Walk into the main door of Cole, through the lobby and onto the concourse. Turn right and walk a quarter of the way around until you come to a small lobby with the entrance to the Driskell Center in it. A small hallway on the left houses a family bathroom. Go in.
It’s not a bathroom that gets a lot of cleaning attention, but it’s also very low-traffic. It’s average.
Middling odor. Not really that terrible but if you were blind you’d still know you were in a bathroom.
Nobody comes around Cole Field House anymore, and you can lock the door behind you. You could probably run a business out of this place and not be in anyone’s way.
Yellow lighting, not very bright but it will get the job done.
Stalls: 1, motion flush
Sinks: 1, manual faucet
Notes: The facilities in Cole are massive because of its former life as the home of Maryland basketball. You could really go to any of the bathrooms to get some privacy, but this one is absolutely the most secure.
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Directions: Enter SQH from the main entrance, across from Commons 1 and 2, and head into the hallway more or less straight across from you. The bathroom is on your right in there.
With water consistently on the floor, one has to wonder what the hell is so leaky in here. I shudder to think. Imagine a bunch of shallow pools covering a marble gray floor. Because that is what it is.
It smells fine… the air is just really cold.
Near a busy entrance to a building full of busy discussion classrooms, this bathroom is usually occupied. Or there will be people hanging out right near it. Because that’s cool.
Only two small square lights on the ceiling here, neither of which are over the stalls.
Stalls: 2, automatic flush
Urinals: 3, automatic flush
Sinks: 3, automatic faucets
Notes: OK for a piss break or grabbing a tissue, otherwise just keep walking.
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Directions: Enter SQH through the side door faces the South Campus Dining Hall. Take the stairs immediately to your right up one floor. Go left to the end of the hallway, then right, and then I think you go right again but if you get lost the bathroom has a room number: 21-A. Obviously it wasn’t that memorable.
Better than the first floor because it’s less wet. Still doesn’t appear to be attended to very often.
I think. Maybe my nose is just that stuffed.
Again, better than the first floor alternative but there are a lot of rooms in use up here to.
More light manages to seep through to the stalls here. Basically I’m telling you this is just a slightly better version of the bathroom on the first floor. And that one wasn’t very good.
Stalls: 3, automatic flush
Urinals: 3, automatic flush
Sinks: 4, automatic faucets
Notes: Another below-average bathroom, except for whatever reason, this one has a little foyer between the hallway door and the bathroom door. Two doors. An obvious warning sign: go elsewhere.
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Directions: Walk to the Hoff Theater through whatever route you desire — it’s in the hallway branching off of the food court next to Chick-Fil-A. It’s directly across from the ticket office.
Not nearly as well-maintained as the other bathrooms in Stamp, but there are still shiny faucets and a relatively crap-free stall.
It smells much worse than it should, and definitely worse than it looks. I may have just had bad timing, but not the best scent up in herr.
It’s a FAMILY bathroom, which means it’s actually protocol to lock the door when you come in. Still, it’s right next to the busiest location on campus, the food court, and there are almost always people hanging out right outside the door that will definitely judge you if you come scampering out of here with three newspapers and a printed copy of the Bathroom Inventory.
Dimmer than most of the great bathrooms in the building, and it’s pretty dim in the stall despite a light being directly overhead. Not the best but workable.
Stalls: 1, motion flush
Sinks: 3 motion faucets, 1 manual faucet
Notes: In any other building, this bathroom would be an oasis. But in Stamp, it looks like crap. It definitely gets less cleaning attention than the other bathrooms, and doesn’t look nearly as nice. But it’s a great place to go to be guaranteed you won’t get disturbed.
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