Tawes, Floor 3

Directions: Facing the side of Tawes with the fountain on it, take a right through the brick gate-type structure. There is a white door on your left which leads to a staircase. Take those stairs up to the 3rd floor and through the door. The bathroom will be on your left.

REPORT CARD

Cleanliness: A+

Spotless. As if I was the only person in there all day.

Odor: A+

Sure you can believe it’s good, but A+ good? There was a Glade® PlugIns®.

Solitude: A+

The 3rd floor of Tawes is more or less a maze of offices. Navigate your way to this bathroom and you won’t see anyone.

Lighting: A+

A few heavenly squares on the ceiling and plenty of bright and shiny new tile to surround you with just the right amount of light at all times.

Facilities

Stalls: 3, manual flush

Urinals: 2, manual flush

Sinks: 2 manual flush

Notes: Hard to beat this one. If you think you can make it up the stairs without losing control, it’s totally worth the trip. A model restroom.

—Jake

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2 responses to “Tawes, Floor 3

  1. My Face Smells Like Rich

    Skinner, top floor. Just go right up the elevator and make a left. Least-used bathroom ever. Has two stalls and at least one urinal. I’ve never seen anyone else in there.

    It’s the ultimate secret shitter, but I’ve had four-and-a-half years of it and it’s time to move on.

    I truly never told a soul about it while in school.

  2. Bathroom is on right, across from elevators.

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