Geology Building, floor 1

Directions: Walk into the main door of the Geology Building and turn left down the hallway. Last door at the end.

REPORT CARD

Cleanliness: D+

It’s old and run-down and not too appealing.

Odor: D+

It stinks like a bathroom. Not helped by it being really ugly.

Solitude: A-

Is there such a thing as a geology major? Nobody’s pooping in this building. I don’t even think there are people LEARNING in this building.

Lighting: C-

Acceptable, but not on purpose.

Facilities

Stalls: 1, manual flush

Urinals: 1, manual flush

Sinks: 2, manual faucets

Notes: A bathroom of pure function. There was no pride in this bathroom design; it’s a place to empty your bowels and nothing more.

—Rich

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7 responses to “Geology Building, floor 1

  1. Rich, have you heard of a book called the Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-blowing Ways to Poop?

  2. Have you ever read any of “Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers”… great toilet reads

  3. akakakakakkaakakaka

    WHERES MY SHIRT?!!!!1??!!

  4. Rich, I used to have geol lab, and that bathroom was always a sanctuary. Apparently packing lips in class is gross, but with that bathroom, I could always get my nic fix. And there was never anyone in there.

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