Category Archives: Knight Hall

Knight Hall, floor 3

Directions: Walk into the front door of Knight Hall, facing Lot 1b and UMUC. Turn down the hallway on your right. It will be on the right side halfway down the hall.

REPORT CARD

Cleanliness: A+

It’s brand-spankin’-new for spring 2010, and is sparkling clean.

Odor: A

Almost mint condition. Questionable ventilation, though, so careful if someone lays a big one down. But I don’t really know anything about ventilation anyway, so whatever.

Solitude: A

The third floor of Knight Hall doesn’t have any classrooms — it’s all offices for journalism-oriented organizations, so there is far less traffic than the other floors.

Lighting: A+

The lights in most of the room are cool and dim, but it’s bright in the stalls, where it counts.

Facilities

Stalls: 3, manual flush

Urinals: 1, motion flush

Sinks: 3, motion faucets

Notes: It’s a beautiful new building and this is its best bathroom. Physically identical to the others, but much more secluded.

—Rich Abdill

Knight Hall, floor 1

Directions: Walk into the front door of Knight Hall, facing Lot 1b and UMUC. Turn down the hallway on your right. It will be on the right side halfway down the hall.

REPORT CARD

Cleanliness: A+

It’s brand-spankin’-new for spring 2010, and is sparkling clean.

Odor: A

Almost mint condition. Questionable ventilation, though, so careful if someone lays a big one down. But I don’t really know anything about ventilation anyway, so whatever.

Solitude: D

It’s the only bathroom on the building’s busiest floor.

Lighting: A+

The lights in most of the room are cool and dim, but it’s bright in the stalls, where it counts. And every once in a while, a kind journalism major leaves a copy of The Diamondback in there.

Facilities

Stalls: 3, manual flush

Urinals: 1, motion flush

Sinks: 3, motion faucets

Notes: It’s a beautiful new building with a beautiful new bathroom, but it’s busier than is ideal.

—Rich Abdill