Ladies and gentlemen, but mostly gentlemen, I humbly unveil to you THE GRAND BATHROOM MAP, accessible at this link or from the “THE MAP” tab at the top of this page. Click on any of the pins for a quick blurb about the bathroom and a link to the full review.
Makin’ moves.
—Rich
UMD Bathroom Inventory 
…I solemnly swear I am up to no good.