Summer’s over, sorry kiddos. But the Bathroom Inventory is here for you. In case you missed it, quite a bit of scatological news broke this summer. From The Diamondback (though yes, still authored by me):
- A guy was banned from McKeldin Library after allegedly taking repeated dumps on the floors of a bathroom there.
- The university is replacing all the toilet paper and paper towel dispensers — 5,000 of them — in all academic and administrative buildings. They’ve already started. They’re not really that great.
- A UMD alum was arrested (several times) and charged in connection with five cases in which women were squirted with semen at a Gaithersburg supermarket and a Michael’s craft store.
- And, in the not-really-bathroom-related-but-still-weird department, you have to check out the story of the former UMD student who grew up to become a swordmurdering porn star.
Now that that’s out of the way, what do you guys want this fall? We have some cool stuff coming. There’s an interview with a professional athlete, and a MASSIVE secret project that is coming up in a few weeks, and we’ll also be chalking and trying to up our readership so we can convince local businesses to advertise coupons on the site, because what’s better than finding a great bathroom and a great deal on pizza in the same place.
We’ll obviously continue our quest to grade every publicly accessible bathroom on the campus. But is there anything else we’re missing?