UMD alum and sword-murdering porn star GETS TASERED OFF A CLIFF

I wrote an article for The Diamondback and am currently debating whether or not to be proud of it.

Here is the original headline:

SWORD-SLINGING SEX STAR STABS SIDEKICK, STICKS SANGUINE SUICIDE STUMBLE

Aaaaand, at the behest of an editor to remain unnamed, the original lede:

Some Terps go on to found companies like Google, host a show on ESPN or create a lovable cast of Muppets. Others threaten to dismember their math instructors, become porn actors, then kill their co-star with a samurai sword and jump off a cliff.

You can see the rest over at The Diamondback.

—Rich

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One response to “UMD alum and sword-murdering porn star GETS TASERED OFF A CLIFF

  1. Best story ever published in The Diamondback. Even better than Ktou’s dildo story. I commend you.

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