I originally caught wind of this dude reading The Wonkette, but I really want to discuss this a little here. It’s just a dude stuffing (a LOT of) long cut into his mouth, muttering unintelligibly about nothing and checking out his new haircut with his webcam. I’m freaked out by a number of things here… a) this dude is probably 14, b) he’s apparently incapable of spitting without lying down, and c) his earring looks like it weighs 10 pounds. I don’t know. See for yourself.