Directions: Facing the side of Tawes with the fountain on it, take a right through the brick gate-type structure. There is a white door on your left which leads to a staircase. Take those stairs up to the 3rd floor and through the door. The bathroom will be on your left.
Spotless. As if I was the only person in there all day.
Sure you can believe it’s good, but A+ good? There was a Glade® PlugIns®.
The 3rd floor of Tawes is more or less a maze of offices. Navigate your way to this bathroom and you won’t see anyone.
A few heavenly squares on the ceiling and plenty of bright and shiny new tile to surround you with just the right amount of light at all times.
Stalls: 3, manual flush
Urinals: 2, manual flush
Sinks: 2 manual flush
Notes: Hard to beat this one. If you think you can make it up the stairs without losing control, it’s totally worth the trip. A model restroom.
Directions: Walk into the door on the left side of the building facing Marie Mount Hall. It’s the first door on your right.
It’s OLD and is aesthetically disastrous. But it’s clean.
Fresh and clean, dude. Fresh and clean.
Woods Hall is the BEST. It’s the academic home of two majors without ANY GUYS — Women’s Studies and Anthropology. Seriously. I walked all over this building and did not see a single male.
Very bright lighting, helped by great big privacy windows.
Stalls: 2, motion flush
Urinals: 3, motion flush
Sinks: 2, manual faucets
Notes: A solid find — it’s on the Mall, easy to get to and completely unused. The lights weren’t even on when I arrived. A fabulous, if sort-of run-down, bathroom. Enjoy. Except for the urinals. They’re freaking weird.
And the Academy Award for weirdest-shaped urinal goes to: these pieces of crap!
WHY IS THIS CHAIR IN THE BATHROOM
Directions: Walk in the front entrance of the Clarice Smith Performing Arts Center. Walk up the huge main staircase — you will see “Applause,” the little cafe thing, on your left. On your right will be the Cafritz Foundation Theatre. To the right of the Cafritz, there is a set of stairs going to a balcony.
Walk up these stairs and the entire length of the balcony — on your left you will see an elevator. Immediately before the elevator, there is an unmarked door — walk through that door and follow the long hallway. After you turn the corner, you will see two large bulletin boards; immediately past the bulletin boards is the men’s room.
It’s not a bathroom designed to impress rich donors like the ones in the lobby, but it’s still nice, and it’s still really clean.
Doesn’t smell like a clean bathroom; it’s a very neutral bouquet — you could close your eyes and be anywhere.
There are a lot of rehearsal rooms around, all of which are in very high demand. But there really doesn’t seem to be much bathroom traffic.
Just perfect. Bright lights at the mirror and over the stalls, slightly dimmer lights everywhere else — it’s wonderful.
Stalls: 2, manual flush
Urinals: 3, manual flush
Sinks: 2, manual faucets
Notes: A bathroom that’s accessible, but farther off the beaten path. A lot of people study in CSPAC both day and night, but most either use the bathroom on the floor below or don’t really use one. A great bathroom to use, especially at night when you don’t want to deal with the masses.
Posted in A, A, A, A, CSPAC
Tagged perfect score
Directions: Walk in the main door of Stamp and turn left down the hallway. You will see a small alcove with weird brass mailboxes on the left, and there will be a door to a set of stairs. Take the stairs up one level and walk through the door to the second floor. Immediately turn left; it will be the only door on your right.
It’s in the building that is considered to be the hub of all campus activity. A lot of people use it, and the conferences held up here are usually fancy speaking engagements and whatnot so they definitely pay attention to appearances. Also, the faucets GLIMMER like the smile of a unicorn and there’s two-ply toilet paper.
It smells clean without that “public swimming pool” aroma.
There are frequently events held in the rooms up here, but there are a ton of stalls and it’s definitely not a high-traffic area.
Soft lighting in most of the room, gleaming florescents over the stalls. Perfection.
Stalls: 6, motion flush
Urinals: 2, motion flush
Sinks: 4, motion faucet
Notes: A beautiful (and very accessible) bathroom certainly not made that way for the benefit of UMD students. Take advantage! And don’t worry about the crowds around the second floor — they’re always busy, and seem to much prefer going downstairs for some reason.
Directions: Walk into the front door of the Health Center and past the red phone booth. Turn down the first hallway on your left; it’s the first door on your left.
It’s not a new bathroom, but it appears to be cleaned pretty frequently.
Great, clean smell. That’s all. Like a hug from somebody you like a little bit — nothing to write home about, but it’s still nice.
It’s a solo bathroom that many folks either don’t consider using or don’t have the guts to go into — it’s easy to get to and still not very popular.
Maybe almost too bright, especially for the poor souls stumbling into the Health Center with swine flu or syphilis or whatever.
Stalls: 1, motion flush
Sinks: 1, manual faucet
Notes: A great bathroom that provides a fabulous alternative to the high-traffic ones across the street in Stamp; it’s kind of awkward to have to knock whenever you have to use it, but if you can get past that, you’re golden.
Directions: Walk into the Armory using the door on the side of the building facing the Lee Building; the door farthest away from the Administration Building. Turn down the first hallway on your right. It’s the only door on your right.
It’s humongous but hardly ever used. Whatever filth would accumulate there is spread out over the collective area of what I believe to be the second-largest bathroom on campus.
It actually smells like fresh air in here! Not piss, not cleaning supplies, not trying to smell like fresh air, it’s just… nice.
It’s actually pretty well-traveled, but there are eight stalls. Seriously. You’re not going to have to worry about somebody trying to play footsie with you.
It’s like daylight in there. Lighting isn’t positioned directly over the stalls, but it’s bright enough outside to make its way in.
Stalls: 8, manual flush
Urinals: 9, motion flush
Sinks: 5, motion faucets
Notes: A great bathroom, despite it being sort of out of the way. Also, there’s a great water fountain outside the door and a newspaper stand just feet away.
Directions: Walk into the front door of Knight Hall, facing Lot 1b and UMUC. Turn down the hallway on your right. It will be on the right side halfway down the hall.
It’s brand-spankin’-new for spring 2010, and is sparkling clean.
Almost mint condition. Questionable ventilation, though, so careful if someone lays a big one down. But I don’t really know anything about ventilation anyway, so whatever.
The third floor of Knight Hall doesn’t have any classrooms — it’s all offices for journalism-oriented organizations, so there is far less traffic than the other floors.
The lights in most of the room are cool and dim, but it’s bright in the stalls, where it counts.
Stalls: 3, manual flush
Urinals: 1, motion flush
Sinks: 3, motion faucets
Notes: It’s a beautiful new building and this is its best bathroom. Physically identical to the others, but much more secluded.