Directions: Walk into the front door of the Health Center and past the red phone booth. Turn down the first hallway on your left; it’s the first door on your left.
REPORT CARD
Cleanliness: A-
It’s not a new bathroom, but it appears to be cleaned pretty frequently.
Odor: A
Great, clean smell. That’s all. Like a hug from somebody you like a little bit — nothing to write home about, but it’s still nice.
Solitude: A-
It’s a solo bathroom that many folks either don’t consider using or don’t have the guts to go into — it’s easy to get to and still not very popular.
Lighting: A-
Maybe almost too bright, especially for the poor souls stumbling into the Health Center with swine flu or syphilis or whatever.
Facilities
Stalls: 1, motion flush
Urinals: 0
Sinks: 1, manual faucet
Notes: A great bathroom that provides a fabulous alternative to the high-traffic ones across the street in Stamp; it’s kind of awkward to have to knock whenever you have to use it, but if you can get past that, you’re golden.
—Rich
